Millionaire Melissa O’Hare is your average brilliant scientist, robotics expert, pissed-off, horny, way-out-of-the-closet-lesbian Douglass College student. But when the forces of evil men encroach on her ability to get laid, she puts on the battle armor of the Dyke of Steel, the Iron Dyke battle suit. With, lasers, machine guns, rockets, cannons and grenade launchers at her command, all men in the area better run and hide when she comes around. I proudly present the story of one of my dear friends… IRON DYKE!
Mild-mannered Rutgers student Johnny Taurus spends his days chasing women, making friends, going to class, playing football DIV 1 football, and basically ruling Rutgers College. But when the Lavender Scourge of homosexuality rears its ugly head, he dons the uniform of Heterosexuality, picks up his near-indestructible shield, and sets out to protect the values of straight people everywhere. This dark skinned, African American, all-muscle fighting machine is the Perfect Heterosexual Man, my friend CAPTAIN HETERO!